stupid stuff

So do you know what really grinds my gears? When people talk about politics. Like really, we have all heard the same arguments already I really don’t understand why it always has to be brought up. I guess it is a good way to show that you are sophisticated by showing that you listen to the news or read the news or whatever with the news, but really why do you have to bring that up. Why can you not talk about like growth in technology or children or noodles and use sophisticated language so people think that you are smart. Like really, I really feel like a smart sophisticated person should be able to make a conversation out of nothing, like if there is Jell-o, but it is named jelly because Asian people don’t know the difference, someone could say, hey can I put that on my bread or should I eat it with a spoon, for the label says jelly, but it looks like jell-o, maybe we could do an experiment and do see. From there, many conversations can be stemmed off of it like, how did you find this substance? Look at all the flavors! What flavor would you like to chose? What ethnicity is these jelly/o from? See anyone can think of catchy conversation starters from anything if you think hard enough. But instead from the jell-o conversation someone might just be lame and just think of politics and be like, this is what is wrong with president so-in-so, he does not spell check Asian writing so that we can know what this food actually is, he is so bad, almost like his healthcare plan. Like why do you have to be like a politician and go to a conversation that you have already rehearsed 10000 times instead of just talking about the jell-o/y? I just think it’s crazy. It is super dumb and it actually makes me really angry, especially when younger people talk about it because it makes me feel stupid as well. So yea. Also what grinds my gears a lot is when people judge people by how they look. Like yes it is true that I judge people a lot by looks and I know its wrong, but recently I got a hair cut and have been walking around campus with it. While I walk, people look at me and talk shit and its annoying because I know they are talking to me and I know they think I am either a killer or something that is not good because of my hair cut and its really dumb. Like really if you don’t like how I look you can tell me and not be passive aggressive. If you are being passive aggressive, I will act aggressive and get pissed off. Like people just don’t know that people are people too and have real emotions as well so therefore everyone must just watch what they say and as well watch their body language. I am not sure if this is the same for everyone, but i think it is really easy to read someone through their body language. But yea enough with that so I have been watching nick at night and there is always Rosanne on and its super stupid because for some reason I hate the show. The show is lame as poop just because it is just bad quality and I don’t like their accent and I don’t like their lines and their jokes are not funny and everything just sucks and it makes me sad so I don’t like watching it so its dumb.

Glass and Fire vs Heroin and Crystal Meth

So, today I was eating the extreme sour candy Warheads. I haven’t had them for a white so obviously I couldn’t eat to eat multiple ones of them. So I eat one. It is sour but I love it! SOUR TASTES GOOD! So I eat more, and more, and more, and more, until I have eaten 5. Usually after I eat an abundance of Sour Warheads, my tongue usually starts burning, however after 5, it was not burning at all, so I decided to eat about 5 more. After the fifth one, I knew I was in trouble. My tongue was burning, my eyes were watering, my teeth were hurting, and I had 10 candy wrappers all over my desk. However, although I was in so much pain, I couldn’t stop eating more and hurting my tongue even more. I just kept and kept eating them until I didn’t have much more and was like, ok I am done self mutilating myself. Once I said the words self mutilating in my head, I thought I really am just trying to hurt myself and I can’t stop. I was like a drug addict. So then it made me think, why are Warheads allowed to be in stores and not over the counter, but heroin, cocaine, crystal meth, and hard drugs like that not at least be over the counter. I mean Warheads are pretty much exactly the same as these hard drugs, they hurt your body, they have an addictive quality, and after you eat it, you are happy for a period of time, but then you crave it again. To be honest, I don’t really want these hard drugs over the counter, unless there is a medical reason for them to be over the counter, but I just wanted to say that it because I think it is interesting that the government can decide what hurts people and what doesn’t when there is stuff out there that can hurt you like glass and toothpicks, but they are still out there. I am pretty sure that almost everyone in the world has been cut by glass, however not everyone has done heroin or hard drugs. What is the use of glass? It just hurts people, it holds water, and it makes things prettier. What is the use of hard drugs? It hurts people, it makes people think it holds their life together, and it makes what people see when they are high, prettier. There are obviously connections to hard drugs and glass. So why does the government freak out about hard drugs, but not glass. It has obviously hurt more people in its lifetime than drugs have, not only can it hurt one person, but it can be used as a weapon to hurt others, which hard drugs really don’t do. They my emotionally hurt someone, maybe, but glass can really seriously injure multiple people. It is saddening. Also, one can find glass anywhere, in a window, in their cupboards, in their lightbulb, however drugs are not as easily found. You must look in alley ways, find a drug dealer, or actually physically make it in a lab. So with glass, if one was addicted to pricking themselves with glass, it would obviously be more detrimental to them then hard drugs. Glass is found in most places in the world, maybe except isolated cell walled with pillows, but it can be found in multiple places and if found, and used to cut themselves or others, it could be really bad. Therefore, I believe that it is crazy that the government can take away the freedoms of doing hard drugs when the freedom of glass is still around. I am not a drug addict, however doesn’t it make you think hard about it? The government is corrupting our lives. They say we haves freedoms, but how about the freedoms that the hobos want, DRUGS!!!? They just used drugs to find a way to get these people off of the streets. Pretty much it is exactly the same thing as what the Native Americans had with marijuana. Since they smoked so much, the government wanted a reason to get them arrested, so they made marijuana illegal which made the future lives of teens everywhere. I am not saying that glass should be illegal, and I am not saying hard drugs should, however really what I am saying is that rules are pretty stupid about illegalizing things that “hurt” you. Really, if the government really should make things illegal, why not make fire illegal, it definitely ruins more lives than it saves, especially in this time of electric stoves. Now electric stoves use electricity to heat food, so fire is not needed. Fire is so scary. It can burn you, it can burn down forests which then kills not only humans, but animals alike. So why is the government selfish and not care about animals? I don’t know why don’t you ask the government. Why are they hypocrites and giving wildlife money but letting fire be legal so that the money they use can be burned to the ground. Do they even use the money for wildlife to help animals? Or do they use it to say hey, we want money from you so give me money. I WANT MONEY!!! That is Uncle Sam says, not America, but actually my Uncle Sam. Anyways I know at this point I sound ridiculous and sound like a fire hating druggie and that you would think I am stupid because people usually need fire to smoke crack, or weed. Anyways change of scene. So, I have 60 words left and I just saw in George Lopez that his little league coach gave him 10,000 dollars in a check and put it in his mom’s name to it and she stole it from her and got a new car. What I really want to know is why would a little league coach give George Lopez ten thousand dollars?

Being Famous

So for the past few weeks I have been surfing YouTube because that is something I do on a daily basis, looking for break-dance videos or just looking for something to laugh at, or even just watching myself dance. Looking through the plethora of videos on the web, I started looking at this genre of videos named the talking animal genre. In these videos there is an owner that says something like “mama” or “I love you” and the dog barks back either 2 syllables for mama or 3 syllables for I love you. This I personally though was ridiculous because first off its crazy how people think they can be famous for having their dogs bark 2 of three times on command, and as well it is ridiculous how many of these videos there are online, showing how stupid thousands of people are believing either their dog is the first dog to do this, or believing that their dog says I love you better than any other dog, or just that its crazy how dogs sound like they are actually saying I love you. Personally, I would find it more impressive if the dog was having sex with another dog and while he or she was having sex he would just say I love you I love you I love you because it would be funny. What would be even funnier was if they actually had a dialogue while they were having sex and then that would make the owners of the dog famous because it would be legit dog porn with words which to me I find ridiculous and wouldn’t ever happen, but who knows maybe it will maybe it will not. The crave for fame in this world is ridiculous, and with all the possible ways to get famous in this world, like a baby saying blood when there is juice on his little brother’s mouth, or a little baby girl saying that she is going to kick a monster’s ass, or finding two monkeys having sex on your car, or giving out free hugs, people try anything to try to get famous and known by everyone. This may be why, for some reason, I feel like I know if I will get famous, maybe because it is so easy, or maybe because of dancing, or maybe even because of my blog posts, or maybe my personality, I don’t know but for some reason I legitimately think I am going to be famous and for this reason, I feel as though I don’t need school, maybe I need a wakeup call, maybe this is my wake up call, because really to be famous and get money doing something they love, even though there are a lot of success stories, it is really hard, especially for dance if I want to do dancing for money, first I have to get to know the community, then I have to talk to lots of people, then show off to some sponsors, get into movies, do another job to have enough money to go internationally if I am planning on going to an international battle, really everything costs money, so I should go through college because it will make life easier probably and an easier life makes it easier for me to do what I would like to do. Therefore I shall try to go through college even though it makes me cry because I feel stupid in front of everyone, if I have a bad GPA do you think it would make me less famous because it will make people think that I am just another stupid famous person? I don’t know and I don’t want to find out, so I will study hard so that I don’t fail everything because failing is bad, but if you fail you should always get up and try again because failing should never be an option if one fails they should just be like hey yo, I will kick this failing grade in the face and study again or do something to make you not fail, preferably not sexual, but yea that is my take on this shit. Anyways back to the youtube made famous people, you know how last post I talked about that guy who sang boom boom pow, he is technically famous because he sang badly, then everyone should be famous, I wonder if people go up to him and say, I saw you on youtube your so good, and then gives him a gig, maybe maybe not, but why is it so easy for someone who is bad at singing to get hundreds of thousands of hits, and a really good singer, like this 11 year old girl that I saw singing the climb by miley cyrus, get a couple hundred. Kind of pisses me off in how the world is, like William Hung he got his own record deal for being a bad singer, me personally, I am a pretty good singer, do I have a record deal, me no thinky so. Just stuff like this pisses me off in how the it is so easy for someone shitty to get famous, but if you are actually good at something, it is really hard to get famous. Like there is this guy that I know who dances like semi good, but there are so many more people better than him that dances, however he is the famous one getting into movies and shit because he has a certain persona about him, however other dancers that do more technical moves get put in the backdrop for some reason, it just really pisses me off, as well as how mainstream rap comes up and its so easy to make the songs famous as long as it has a good beat how ever other rap artists if their beat isn’t as good, they don’t get as famous even if their lyrics are the shit and makes me cry when I listen to them. So yea im out so pC. Rant on.

Rhetoric Analyzation of the Boom Boom Pow guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UI36i6--mA&feature=player_embedded#

So I’m supposed to do a rhetoric analysis on an ad that I see, and since I spend most of my time on youtube, I decided to do a youtube video. So, as I was going through my youtube surfing, I spot this video of a guy singing boom boom pow. Now you see, although this may not seem like an ad, it actually advertises many things. First, it advertises him as a singer, he was bad, but since he was so bad, it was funny and therefore made people like watching him therefore making him famous. It also helped the Black Eyed Peas song because it gave it more publicity having more people either want to or not want to listen to the song. Even though it does not say, listen to the song Boom Boom Pow, or Hire me for your next event or show, it shows it through the action of putting his face on Youtube for everyone to see for he obviously did it for the sake of attention. In the words of Ethos, Pathos, and Logos, I would see this ad as a definite pathos appeal for it persuades the audience to either book him for an event or listen to the actual song by having himself sing the song making people either feel happy, sad, disgusted, or humored. Personally, I found it humorous and for this reason I am sharing to you readers this video using my own advertisement. You see, on blogs, people as well can advertised and for what you are advertising, for example this guy, or like a car company, its free for them. For things like YouTube and blogs, they get free advertisement and people would use this as a Ethos appeal because sometimes I just sound really smart, sometimes maybe not, but on a blog, if someone is reading it, the reader thinks, why would this guy lie to me, he has no reason to lie to me, unless he is a complete douchebag, then I guess he can, but there really is no reason, therefore giving me an ethos appeal. Anyways, back to the video, so pretty much if you don’t know the song boom boom pow, its pretty much the black eyed peas going boom boom boom a lot and got to get get a lot and its somewhat annoying but catchy. This boy however decided to take the song and put his own spin, his thick accent is kind of funny, and when Fergie, a girl, sings he starts singing like a girl, he randomly starts changing pitches because he thinks hes cool, and he obviously does not know the words making him look ridiculous, but for those reasons, the video is hilarious. If there was no video, it would make his singing totally bad. He has more videos like him singing poker face by lady gaga and even more, which I am listening to now, he has a really big adam’s apple, and he dances with strange hand motions like there is one where he looks like he is skinning a potato, the Boom Boom Pow video has alittle less than five hundred thousand views and really this is just ridiculous. But to be honest, I am pretty sure if someone saw this guy on the street, he would be called, the skinny asian singing guy and he probably is the most popular guy in school, actually probably not but he is probably known throughout his city as the guy who sings songs. I really can not really say anything else about this ad, pretty much, I think it is very funny, and you should watch it, maybe I will just put the url down like 378 times so it will be 1000 words, but that is lame and I don’t want to do that, but yea this guy he uses pathos to hit you emotions hard by either laughter or you just get really annoyed because he is so asian sounding and he randomly sings and he just pretty much butchers or made the song awesome, whatever you want to think. His voice is really high too so it hits you ear drums pretty hard too but its cool. But yea watch It its GREAT! So yea pC.

fall break

So this week is fall break. I think it’s pretty tight that we have a random weekend where it can be long and some classes can be cancelled so that we kids can do whatever we want. Instead of going to English this Friday, I am probably going to get have fun, in my room, or outside my room, or in my hall, or somewhere else doing something fun. Or not, maybe I should study. See, I never know what I should do on these breaks since I am failing college. For example today, all Mondays, I don’t have class, so I always put on the day so much to do, I told myself I would study two chapters of Chemistry, do 2 online quizzes, do all my homework and just a ridiculous amount of work, oh yea and go to break dance club for two and a half hours, to be honest, I totally forgot I had to do this until like 10 o clock. Although dance club was productive, I learned how to spin on one hand today; I still don’t know what I should do. I really don’t want to study, because it’s my break, but I don’t want to not study because I am failing. I cannot go home because it takes one hundred dollars to get there, and I don’t really have anything planned to do there and I don’t want to deal with the family. I mean I know that I have to rewrite my essay, and that I can dance because I need to get my spin really good because that would be sick and I would cry once it happens because it would make me so happy, but that’s takes a while and will make me tired, so maybe I will sleep, or take a really long shower just to deal with the time issues. Or I can go to my room, and drown my sorrows in alcohol and then get a strike, or not get a strike, and have a big room party and then make jello shots and then eat food that is bad for me, get fat, learn how to play the harmonica, drop out of school, and play on the street. That would be fun, I guess if I loved doing that, but I love being successful, like the song, I want the money, money and the cars, cars and the hoes, I suppose… I just want to be I just want to be successful, words by drake. But yea due to the lameness of that, I might just be like any teenager and just go with the flow. If there is a lot of soda in my fridge, I will drink it, if there is a naked girl in my room, I’ll tell her to leave, sike, or if there is a toothbrush in my sink, I’ll use it. I don’t know it will be cool, because I am a cool cat. I don’t understand that saying, a cool cat. Does that mean that it is slightly warm slightly cold, I have never seen a actually cat that was “cool” or “popular”. In T.V. shows they usually are the bad guys trying to eat the mouse or the bird. If it is cool thinking about eating a friend of yours, because they are actually friends sometimes in the shows, then yea I guess they are cool, but really I just think cats are pretty lame unless they like saved my life or something, then I would say that those cats are cool and I would worship them like the Egyptians did. That is also found to be ridiculous, why do they think that. They made statues and carved in stones their faces, even put their face on the emperor’s tomb for what? Okay maybe they are mystical because no one knows what their thinking and they seem like they think they are better than you, but like why is that cool, I guess in society if someone thinks their better than you, you try to be their friend so that you feel better about yourself, because some people do that, but were talking about an animal, that we are so much bigger than. Small animals can be eaten like how the Chinese ate cats and dogs, and so why do people think they are so cool. Cool cat, more like conceited cat or cocky cat. Gosh stuff is just ridiculous, like a couple days ago, I sang a song, it was a mix of paper planes and waving flag, it was alright, personally I didn’t totally like it but my friend really did so I sang it with him. So we recorded it, put it on facebook, and almost instantly, people liked it. I thought it was ridiculous. Then after like 2 days there were 16 comments saying how good it was and 25 likes on it. I know that really isn’t that much, but I thought it was ridiculous that people thought it was good, since I am very negatively self conscious, I think that they are all lying, although they probably are not, but still. So I listen and keep listening, and I think it gets worse and worse, so I just end up hating my voice so for an hour I just stopped talking because I was so tired of my voice. Voices are lame, like first person, second person, and third person. While I write, I have having to like make all the tenses and stuff the same and making it like third person and all that stuff, it super dumb. Like why would people do that to people making people lose points by making so many persons. Why can’t there be one person so we can just talk about that one person or not like instead of saying he we could say that guy who isn’t me. Ya dig? I don’t really dig I just wanted to talk because I like how I talk now.

Locked Doors in the hall

As I am walking through the halls today, I found that most doors are closed. It confused me a lot because only a couple weeks before, everyone’s doors were open and I could talk to everyone. My door is open almost all the time, semi because it smells like trash and I need it to air out, but also because I am fine with people coming into our room and saying hi. With all these people closing their doors though, I feel as though I am like desperate and need friends because I feel like a loner, so sometimes I close the door to make myself feel better because sometimes, I like the smell of trash, or because I am naked, but that’s another story. I think it’s super dumb that people close their doors because ok, if your naked, you should put a sign up that says, “I’m Naked” so that I do not feel like you are just trying to ignore me because that makes me sad and then I go to my room and cry, so really, everyone should just have signs on their door that says what they are doing like sleeping, or out in class, or changing, or even that you are trying to ignore people because you don’t want to talk to them, I am totally fine with that too because at least your being honest about it and not just closing and locking your door. I mean on my hall there are creepers, like this guy, I cannot say his name because I am online, but he goes up to people, he is 21 and he asks if they want alcohol and then when they can’t pay he says stuff like, “Money is not the only payment.” Like what the Crap (I would say the F word, this is for English class so I can’t) is that the only reason why you don’t live off campus? Every one of your peers pretty much are off campus, why do you have to creep on us freshman when you can creep on older people? Hm? I don’t know it makes me angry so sometimes I pick fights because he is pretty small, it never gets physical though because I make him feel stupid, like the time I wore a short skirt and he dry raped me in the hall. It was pretty much the worst day of my life, and I almost cried, not really, but it sucked, he came up to my room and then we started arguing and he said, do you want me to actually rape you? That really pissed me off, because first of all, if I said yes it wouldn’t be rape, and second of all are you really that down to rape some random guy? Like AH! But yea anyways, it’s probably him that made people close and lock their doors, but still I like going into people’s rooms and talking to them because talking is fun and I have pretty girls in my hall and so I can talk to them and look at their pretty eyes because their eyes are pretty, like mine when they were green when I had green contacts, I am pretty with green eyes, I should get surgery. But, yea maybe the girls would leave their doors open if I had green eyes because I would be prettier and they will like me coming in more than they want Jason leaving because girls do like attractive men, and although I don’t think I am that attractive, I still think that I am more attractive than how creepy Jason is, even though he is pretty creepy, so psych, I don’t think that because that is conceited and I try not to be conceited because people don’t like that, unless they like the confident type, which some people do like, but I wouldn’t like that in myself, so yea. So really, everyone should open their doors because if not, I will be conceited and then I won’t like myself and then it would make me sad and then maybe I would get more friends, but that would be fake and annoying and more people would hate me than people hate me now so it wouldn’t be worth it. So yea, but now that I think about it, it might be because they are studying, or because when me and my roommate make songs it’s too loud so they close the door, because I do sing really really loud. Singing loud makes me really happy though, so they should just be quiet and deal with it and have their doors open because if they do, they will hear very beautiful music because I make beautiful music always. Like one night me and my roommate stayed up all night just making covers to rap songs, on Thursday. We made a cover to Make Her Say by Kid Cudi, and it was pretty pitchy because I hate recording, but it is on Facebook, and some people really liked it, so yea. We also did a Got Money one, and it was tight not recorded like in my brain, but not in my brain it sounded bad. Anyways, another thing that grinds my gears is when people are really loud outside your door because they just want to. Like I am loud a lot but I do for like 2 seconds to get people attention, but when people just talk and talk and talk outside of your door because they just don’t know what they are doing, and they are talking about stupid stuff like the infant mortality rate that has nothing to do with anything unless you work at a morgue, then your fine and then you can talk about that, but when people are yelling down the halls like WHAT IS THE INFANT MORTALITY RATE OF THE UNITED STATES, I yell at them and tell them that it will be 2 more because you scream like babies, so yea that’s it with my ranting good bye.

Farmville and Life

So, Farmville. Lots of people play it and why? No one knows. All you do is plow land, plant crops buy animals, harvest plants, harvest trees, adopt animals, help neighbors, make money, collect milk, decorate your farm, make a person, win ribbons, gain levels, add friends as neighbors and most importantly even if you are bored, you can stay bored. Being bored is lame, and since everyone does not want to be lame, they try to not be lame by doing stuff that they think will make them not bored. Some people do drugs; others play a synonym, Farmville. Farmville is an epidemic like heroin, once you start playing you can’t stop, like heroin, usually if you start once, you are addicted and it’s very hard to not do it anymore. For Farmville, there is a button where you can just delete the application, but that application gets really hard to delete because you work so hard on your farm and then you don’t want to lose it so you don’t push it and you still stay addicted. It makes it even worse because it’s on Facebook which as well is addicting and if one goes on Facebook for a while, they will see news feeds that say that there are other people playing Farmville and people see that and their like “my God, Farmville, everyone is playing” so more people start playing then the world becomes addicted and then the world just is Farmville, and then in Farmville they will make facebook, and then that facebook will have Farmville and then everything will be crazy and everyone will just have multiple lives and whoever has the highest level is the best in the world and will think to be the most distinguished person when really they haven’t done anything at all. If Farmville actually made food for people, I would slightly understand the addiction, but really it’s possibly the stupidest thing ever, you really don’t do shit and it only shows the good of farming so there is not actually hard work for plowing or picking up cow shit or getting sun burnt, and when you help out your neighbors you do not actually do a task, you just click a button and you pull the weeds out of their whole farm, or scare all the crows away. In real life, one would get calluses from plowing or get tired from running around scaring crows and they would get frustrated. So maybe if Farmville took more work, then it would be not only more realistic, then it will also maybe more fun. Also, one big thing that probably makes people addicted is the time that one has to wait for their crops to grow, some crops take a couple days, so one has to go around waiting for these crops to grow. Usually these crops take a season, however, in Farmville, takes a day or two or three. Therefore Farmville is too ridiculous, however I still play a lot and its really addicting and I don’t know why I just wanted to keep ranting, but it makes me feel good being a hypocrite because one has to be a hypocrite to try to understand their lives. For example, if I wanted to know why I believe about God, I should question my belief and say why someone would not believe in him to understand why I believe in him so that I could answer to myself why I believe in God. So therefore the reason why I am still addicted to Farmville is just because it is something to do, it’s a good conversation starter, and also its fun having a poop load of gold for no reason and have something to make me feel accomplished since I am failing college it makes me feel that I am a great person even though I’m probably not even though I think that I am, always. Not trying to be not humble, but sometimes I feel I’m great, but really I know I’m not. I feel as though people think that I am a cocky mother fucker, but really I only say some things because I am insecure with myself. Being insecure, I look at people automatically thinking that they judge me, maybe because I’m easy to be judged, but also because I just feel like I get vibes from people and it sucks, vibes suck, I get good ones, bad ones, angry ones, sad ones, since I get these vibes I usually feel really bad and I usually get angry and cry and then go to bed because I now sleep a lot because I don’t know what to do for life. Life is such a hard thing to use, one can use it for good, one can waste it, like I am sleeping and not caring about classes. I mean technically, I am wasting my life going to classes where instead I could be going out in the world working and helping less fortunate people, but I’m not because as I said, I’m selfish and an asshole, and although I love helping people, it would be hard for me to stay somewhere for a year to help them for I would get lonely. Like in college, even though I’m with people I know, I still feel lonely, I don’t feel as though I really have friends, except for one person, and to be honest I just feel dumb. I feel as though everyone here is smarter than me, because probably they are, everyone has better social skills than me, everyone is better looking than me, and that everyone knows how to study more than me. Today I kept hearing about how people just studied for 8 hours plus and I thought about it, I don’t know how to study. I can’t study for more than 30 minutes without wanting to gauge my eyes out, college sucks, I don’t want to be in it anymore. But it’s ok, because it’s the norm. If I don’t stay in college I will be judged as a drop out and that’s not good. So I will stay, just so that I don’t get judged.

Boxes!

Today I went to the engineering expo. It was lame. But they had free stuff. I got a walking man, a measuring tape that has a level and post it notes on them, a cool pen, a hacky sack, a light up bouncy ball, and knowledge. I learned that if I was an engineer, I could help people in the world, like national security, airplanes, and just making life easier. But then I think, why do I have to make my life harder, to make a person’s life easier. I know it is selfish, but is it not selfish that other people just wait for us to make life easier. That is like having a kid doing all the work for you. Ok so I know how I said that not having a phone would suck, and that an engineer made it, but still, why do I have to help someone make a super crazy phone that blows stuff up or is a tazer, or holds bullets in it. That’s just scary first off, and also it’s just lame. It’s a phone. Ok it might have bugs, but bugs help us in the natural world. Like termites, they decompose trees in the forest that are dead and make very good top soil. I know I’m being slightly hypocritical, but I feel as though we should evolve from developing the same things, and instead make new things and ideas making the world evolve. Okay, maybe some of that stuff might not be useful, like a tie, but we are creative, maybe we can put it around our neck and pretend to suffocate ourselves, but for some reason people like the look of it. I think it’s kind of morbid, but that’s how the world works. Psych, we do need to develop stuff, but we just need to be more creative. Like for example, Google. Google is a super search engine, but now there are so many, it makes people crazy. Just make a search engine that reads your mind that would make life easier instead of harder. Or like Skype, there are so many different video chat programs, why not have one to unite people and maybe we would have less war because wars start of stupid stuff like that if you are powerful enough. I mean ok in the arts we should be creative because if not, stuff just gets boring after seeing it all over again and creativity is key for solving problems like going into space, or eating tofu with chopsticks, or just learning how to tie your shoes in one move, it’s really hard, but you can figure it out. See if you are creative, I don’t understand why you should go to school, because you can creatively learn stuff if you want to and school just makes you like everyone else. Everyone else is boring, that is why life is just going in circles, we just do ideas that have already been done and don’t think outside the box. There are many different kinds of boxes, cardboard, glass, tin, and steel, if you have a steel box to get out of and you only have your body to go past it, how do you do it? I don’t know because I’m not creative, but you could think outside the box and yell really loud and ask someone to help you open the steel box, hopefully it is not a sumo wrestler that thinks it’s a talking seat and sits on it and breaks it because that would stink, but I mean if you were a sumo wrestler, you probably wouldn’t fit in the box which would make you not in the box in the first place. But why do you have to be in first place, you can be in second and still feel good, like in the Incredibles at the end of the movie, dash got second in his race and he was so proud of himself because he could restrain himself from smoking the competition. Not smoking as in cigarettes even though they feel good sometimes when you are stressed from losing something, which is counterproductive unless you were in a smoking cigarettes competition or just a competition that doesn’t deal with physical activity, but I really meant beating them. Where I am really getting with this is that one shouldn’t always think to be the best, that’s thinking in the box, but on the other hand, you should see what winning first place would get you. Thinking outside of the box is sometimes really hard like I had to think a lot to write this blog. Blogs are fun, it lets me rant and have people kind of listen to me, because they have to comment on my work, although sometimes they don’t even read it, they just read the comments and the first couple sentences and make a comment based on that so there will probably be comments about being selfish or the engineering expo, see if that happens, people aren’t really thinking outside the box because people have already done that, but would they be thinking outside the box if they read this, because people read too, so maybe, people should stop reading now, because that would be outside the box, but I just told them to do that so it is not a creative way to finish reading, so really, I don’t know what you should do in this situation, but I mean you are already 917 words into it so maybe you should finish it even though I don’t really have much to say, I need to go to 1000 which is kind of weird because bloggers usually don’t have a word limit, but it’s cool, it is for English class which I love. English is fun. I still need to buy that book that everything is an argument because really I want to learn how to argue to people like what I was doing now about boxes and sumo wrestlers. But yea its 1006 words now so I’m done it was nice to hear that you read some of my blog, even if it was only my comments and the first sentence. pC world.

No phones

So the first day of school I broke my phone in half. It sucked. I found out that college without a phone was really hard because everyone is meeting each other and it is hard to communicate with new friends and old friends without a phone. This made me wonder what it was like before Alexander Bell created the phone. I guess it would make people actually go to each other’s houses to talk to each other, but what if someone is at the store and needs to see what kind of ferret legs his/her friend wants? It would be very hard to do that and since ferret legs are so rare, it would just be a waste of time to buy ones that person does not like so the kindness of buying ferret legs will not be there, and that sucks. I guess people must have not gotten many ferret leg presents like I do now because my friends call me if they want to give me ferret or any kind of rodent legs for me to eat. Ferret legs aside, I feel as though it is very hard to communicate without having a phone to call people with. Phones make life so much easier, if you are bored, you can just pick up your phone and talk to someone that you have not talked to in a while, like your ex girlfriend/boyfriend, your mom, or even the person that gave you their number because that person thought you were really cute. In the olden days, this would not have happened, on the contrary, if you were bored you probably had to write a long winded essay on how you were bored and sent it to a mail carrier to give to the person that you wanted to send it to which would probably bore that person and then make the person not like you anymore. With a phone you could even maybe go on a date or instantly talk about your feelings which are what every person wants to do with their lives, talk about their feelings and listen to someone talk for hours. I mean that is why we go to college, to listen to people talk for hours and hours.

Dropping out of College

Today I was contemplating dropping out of college. I just do not like doing a shitload of work and it sucks so much that I have to do work that I do not even like to do therefore, why not drop out. “Engineering is a horrible major” says my friend Missy Weise, and I totally agree. Even though now it is suppose to give me good money later if I go to college, it makes me sad, and people say freshman year is the easiest, I think it is hard as crap. College sucks. Why can I not just be at home think about dancing and then dance when I wanted to, I can barely dance in here. I do not feel comfortable with the dancers here and if I want to dance by myself, I do not have room in my dorm room. Why should I stay in college if I feel as though the teachers just want me to fail, like in engineering, the teachers try to make the tests as hard as possible to make the engineers scared about doing college causing them to drop out and find another major. Why should we be hazed, it is illegal and unfair for us and whoever is paying the extra tuition to change majors. It causes me to think that life is really just about paying the bills and not really doing what you love to do, life should be like the olden days, no one should care about money; however they should just care about their quality of life and try to be as happy as possible. For me, I would just sit on the computer, play Farmville, eat, and dance, for others they would maybe exercise and lick each other; I do not know just anything that would make people happy. To be honest, the only class that I actually like right now is English, which is totally ridiculous because I came to school to learn math and science, but English, a subject that I do not really like unless I am fooling around or making crazy stories. Maybe I just was not cut out for college yet, as the Master said, I am too immature to write whatever I want in the next paper. Stuff like that I think is dumb, I mean I guess I deserved it and I deserved being pointed out because I am an annoying kid, but still, it breaks my heart that you think that Master Julia. Although I come into class wearing a Barney backpack, it does not mean that I am a child. I may be a child at heart, but I have grown 18 years and I know what is going on in life. Also, sometimes people are just too judgmental. Like in college there are a poop load of different kinds of people, ones that do the corps, or ones that are addicted to World of Warcraft, and people just they are just like untouchable as in like it is scary to speak to them. I feel as though people should just talk to people, unless they have a real reason to be avoiding them like if you gave him/ her an apple and he/she threw it in your face, but even with that one should still try to talk and solve the problem. Today I failed a math quiz, college just makes me feel unbelievably dumb especially when I have learned the material before, I guess it is because I never really learned how to study which I need to learn how to do, but studying sucks and there should be a new way to do it like how people use Muzzy to learn languages because that would be awesome and life changing.