So for the past few weeks I have been surfing YouTube because that is something I do on a daily basis, looking for break-dance videos or just looking for something to laugh at, or even just watching myself dance. Looking through the plethora of videos on the web, I started looking at this genre of videos named the talking animal genre. In these videos there is an owner that says something like “mama” or “I love you” and the dog barks back either 2 syllables for mama or 3 syllables for I love you. This I personally though was ridiculous because first off its crazy how people think they can be famous for having their dogs bark 2 of three times on command, and as well it is ridiculous how many of these videos there are online, showing how stupid thousands of people are believing either their dog is the first dog to do this, or believing that their dog says I love you better than any other dog, or just that its crazy how dogs sound like they are actually saying I love you. Personally, I would find it more impressive if the dog was having sex with another dog and while he or she was having sex he would just say I love you I love you I love you because it would be funny. What would be even funnier was if they actually had a dialogue while they were having sex and then that would make the owners of the dog famous because it would be legit dog porn with words which to me I find ridiculous and wouldn’t ever happen, but who knows maybe it will maybe it will not. The crave for fame in this world is ridiculous, and with all the possible ways to get famous in this world, like a baby saying blood when there is juice on his little brother’s mouth, or a little baby girl saying that she is going to kick a monster’s ass, or finding two monkeys having sex on your car, or giving out free hugs, people try anything to try to get famous and known by everyone. This may be why, for some reason, I feel like I know if I will get famous, maybe because it is so easy, or maybe because of dancing, or maybe even because of my blog posts, or maybe my personality, I don’t know but for some reason I legitimately think I am going to be famous and for this reason, I feel as though I don’t need school, maybe I need a wakeup call, maybe this is my wake up call, because really to be famous and get money doing something they love, even though there are a lot of success stories, it is really hard, especially for dance if I want to do dancing for money, first I have to get to know the community, then I have to talk to lots of people, then show off to some sponsors, get into movies, do another job to have enough money to go internationally if I am planning on going to an international battle, really everything costs money, so I should go through college because it will make life easier probably and an easier life makes it easier for me to do what I would like to do. Therefore I shall try to go through college even though it makes me cry because I feel stupid in front of everyone, if I have a bad GPA do you think it would make me less famous because it will make people think that I am just another stupid famous person? I don’t know and I don’t want to find out, so I will study hard so that I don’t fail everything because failing is bad, but if you fail you should always get up and try again because failing should never be an option if one fails they should just be like hey yo, I will kick this failing grade in the face and study again or do something to make you not fail, preferably not sexual, but yea that is my take on this shit. Anyways back to the youtube made famous people, you know how last post I talked about that guy who sang boom boom pow, he is technically famous because he sang badly, then everyone should be famous, I wonder if people go up to him and say, I saw you on youtube your so good, and then gives him a gig, maybe maybe not, but why is it so easy for someone who is bad at singing to get hundreds of thousands of hits, and a really good singer, like this 11 year old girl that I saw singing the climb by miley cyrus, get a couple hundred. Kind of pisses me off in how the world is, like William Hung he got his own record deal for being a bad singer, me personally, I am a pretty good singer, do I have a record deal, me no thinky so. Just stuff like this pisses me off in how the it is so easy for someone shitty to get famous, but if you are actually good at something, it is really hard to get famous. Like there is this guy that I know who dances like semi good, but there are so many more people better than him that dances, however he is the famous one getting into movies and shit because he has a certain persona about him, however other dancers that do more technical moves get put in the backdrop for some reason, it just really pisses me off, as well as how mainstream rap comes up and its so easy to make the songs famous as long as it has a good beat how ever other rap artists if their beat isn’t as good, they don’t get as famous even if their lyrics are the shit and makes me cry when I listen to them. So yea im out so pC. Rant on.
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I understand what you mean. School does seem like a waste of time sometimes, but I don't want to be famous so I guess that's why I have to keep at it. But at the beginning of your blog you said you don't think the dogs are actually saying I love you. I take psychology and it's something called a conditioned stimulus where they give a dog a treat when they give the right response. It's kind of random but I felt kind of good because I knew how they actually did it. Anyways your blog was pretty interesting and I hope you do get famous someday because that would be pretty cool.
ReplyDeleteim not really interested in being famous but i want to be successful and thats what keeps me motivated in school even when it seems like a waste of time.
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